OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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