Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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