thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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