Do you still have your period?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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