Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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