We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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