dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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