no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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