I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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