yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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