Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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