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high people should be assigned attendants
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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