So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
handjob tips. give me some.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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