U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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