where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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