Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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