these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
