no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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