me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
