my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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