You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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