pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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