I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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