What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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