well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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