I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
