I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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