If that was your dad, he is hot
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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