you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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