the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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