I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh god it's open bar.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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