Welp...herpes.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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