Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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