My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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