Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My penis needs a shock collar
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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