my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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