I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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