Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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