Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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