dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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