Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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