So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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