yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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