There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
do herpes really smell.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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