He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Sext me about skeletons
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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