I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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