I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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