I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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