Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Screwed.edu
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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