Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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