I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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