He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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