so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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