Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you would pick up someone in the library
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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