quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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