with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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