Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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