her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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