This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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